_.:Healthily Delusional:._

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

tastefullyoffensive:

[poormallard]

You’re gonna love being dead, Sherlock. No one ever bothers you.

You’re gonna love being dead, Sherlock. No one ever bothers you.

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

image

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time  (via emiliaclarke)

balinsbeard:

image

peter omg

The end of an era

tastefullyoffensive:

[bearybearington]

Jumping Sherlock.

gabite:

amazing

gabite:

amazing

  • When did you join Tumblr?: 2012
  • Why did you join Tumblr?: it seemed fun
  • What kind of blog do you have?: personal/fandom blog thing
  • How many posts do you have?: 20,033
  • How many likes do you have?: 68,416
  • How many messages do you have?: 0
  • How many blogs do you follow?: 392
  • How many followers do you have?: 388
  • How often do you change your theme?:
  • How often do you change your icon?: really rarely
  • List all the urls you’ve ever had: it’s still my first :D
  • Do you have any favourite blogs?: i don’t know o.o
  • Do you often hit post limit?: i’ve never hit it o.o
  • Do you ever send anonymous messages to other people?: rarely
  • Do you ever get anon hate?: never
  • Have you made any friends on Tumblr?:
  • What’s the most notes you’ve ever had on a post?:391
  • What’s your favourite thing about Tumblr?: i have noidea why i’m here
  • What’s your least favourite thing about Tumblr?: the shitty message system
ericasredlipstick:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

ericasredlipstick:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.